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Retirement Party INVITATION
There once was a girl named Jane
Who thought all retirement parties were lame
But how could we resist?
Even though she’ll be pissed,
We’re giving her one just the same.
50th birthday to an animal activist
There is no creature too small
For Sarah’s protection
Even Itty bitty bugs
Have her affection.
No squishing or squashing,
Just leave them in peace!
Only our Sarah
Would catch and release!
Eulogy
Bill was talented, brilliant
And especially wise
As he believed women -
The world’s greatest prize.
More thoughtful, compassionate
Much smarter than men
Mastering life, love and work
Again and again.
REHEARSAL DINNER TOAST TO BRIDE AND GROOM
In this case, it’s clear.
Yes, they met at work
And after many texts
And sideways glances
They decided to go out
And take their chances.
How did we get here
On this fair night?
A little history
Will make it right.
Who said not to fish?
Off that company pier?
Well they were wrong
65th Birthday Toast
Is the challenge the fish?
Or the love of the land?
Life doesn’t get much better
Than casting afar
Unless, of course,
You’re also smoking a cigar.
A birthday
Is a fine day
Any day you’re alive
But never so grand as
When you reach sixty five!
Standing in a river
A rod in your hand